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Billy Mays

About Billy

 

As you probably know by now, I don't want to disclose my real name because I was in prison as a convicted felon, but I'll let you know a little about my life. I was born on November 8th, 1980. I grew up in Fort Lee, New Jersey and attended Fort Lee School #12 and later Lewis F. Coke Middle School and Fort Lee High School, where it took me six years to graduate. Upon my graduation from high school I enrolled in Yale College in Del Rio, Texas. Upon graduation from Yale College, once again after six years, I enrolled in the Wharton School at the University of Phoenix, a degree mill in Arizona. After paying $900.00 for a Wharton degree, I began my career as an associate janitor at a major Wall Street bank. Today, I still work at that bank as a managing janitor. Now, a little about my personality. I'm a no nonsense, no BS guy who enjoys making others look like fools. I'm not afraid to talk about my true feelings or hurt other people's feelings. I still live in Fort Lee, New Jersey and enjoy the gay life.